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Each year, as the exams approach, the teachers give us their best pearls.

Correcting copies is not always fun.

But sometimes a student develops treasures of creativity to produce a funny little masterpiece.

And the corrector is not left out with incredible punchlines!

We have selected for you the 36 funniest student copies. You will see, it borders on genius! Look :

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Bonus: 50 Hilarious Student Beads!

1. "Daycare is for orphans whose parents work late at night."

2. "The pig is called the pig because it is disgusting."

3. "The Chinese are counting with their balls."

4. "The job of civil servants is to function."

5. "Alcohol is bad for the traffic. Drunkards often have car accidents."

6. "Those who did not pass the baccalaureate are called delinquents."

7. "They started making arrows out of bronze because wood is not a very strong metal."

8. "Her name (Joan of Arc) comes from the fact that she was shooting an arch faster than her shadow."

9. "At school the doctor vaccinates us for the anti-titanium vaccine."

10. "The cyclone is the cry of the man with one eye."

11. "You have to do your homework at home so you can sleep peacefully at school."

12. "When you have more teeth, you can only chew soups."

13. "There are no trees in the desert because you cannot grow water."

14. "Men who have multiple wives are polygons."

15. "If Man began to bury his dead in the earth, it was to differentiate himself from the monkeys who buried them in trees."

16. "At night to avoid mosquitoes, you have to sleep with a musketeer."

17. "Sulfuric gas smells very bad. You've never heard such a smell."

18. "In 1314, Philippe le Bel had the body of the Templars dissolved."

19. "Being on time is important especially when you are late."

20. "The most contagious is the vermicelli."

21. "This figure is called a trapeze because you could hang someone from it."

22. "Drinking water is that which can be put in a pot."

23. "Jacques Chirac often comes to school to pet school children."

24. "By analyzing the skeletons, we can tell if these men are really dead."

25. "We start our life very young."

26. "On November 11, all war dead celebrate victory."

27. "The camisards secretly celebrated their religious orifices."

28. "The Egyptians turned the dead into mummies to keep them alive."

29. "They decorated their caves with pens specifically for writing on stone."

30. "Drugs are prohibited at school except for teachers."

31. "AIDS is a disease that doctors invented to compete with cancer."

32. "The horseshoe is used to bring good luck to horses."

33. "Hannibal managed to get across the Alps by climbing elephants."

34. "During breathing, air enters from the front and comes out from behind.

35. "The tissue woven around our body is tissue tissue."

36. "We are not allowed to go to the infirmary for too small illnesses, it is better to wait until you are dying."

37. "The shoulder bone is called the heat wave."

38. "Jules Ferry made mistresses free and compulsory."

39. "At the Pont d'Arcole, the French drove in the backs of the Austrians."

40. "The hedgehog is a rodent of the quill family."

41. "For his coronation, Napoleon sent Pope Pissette to Paris."

42. "The land was plowed by shells and the soldiers could grow potatoes."

43. "Pierre Laval was the Iznogoud vizier of Marshal Pétain."

44. "To take a castle, you had to put seats around it."

45. "They were also called Tartars because they did not cook their steaks."

46. "The ancient Egyptians wore briefs made with bandages."

47. "The emperors were organizing radiator fights."

48. "As Joan of Arc was from Lorraine, she was often called a quiche."

49. "Ravaillac was condemned to be cut to pieces."

50. "Gutenberg invented the printer."

51. "He has Lady Okles' sword on his head."

52. "Napoleon is a great political emperor."

53. "Napoleon put his sick girl in a bad house"

54. "This painful past is a beacon of water for France."

55. "The days are public holidays because of the wars: November 11 because of 1914, May 8, May 16 and August 15."

56. "If we do not remember each other, we will forget and thereafter there are slight possibilities that some will do it again. It is a reminder in the knowledge of people."

57. "What is the future of the verb" I yawn "?

Answer: "I am sleeping". "

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